What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Lose lips shimk ships.

What did one boob say to the other boob

I don't like religions.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

You shall not bear false witness.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Innocent before proven guilty

I don't like

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Bible.. Hm.?

I like God is love and lives within you.

Your going to be alright just relax

Maybe leave out

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Deuteronomy 17

But this is not

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?